Livin' 4 the Next 1...

Meaning: An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Example:

Mary is: “wondering if it is all worth it” 
Mark is: “thinking that was a bad idea”

all your x-mas gifts would be “open boxed” or refurbished items.

Bah humbug to being politically correct!

these days you have to be dead to have a costume made in your honor…

and it was only on the low-impact workout…lol!

This is goin’ out to all the Youth miniStarZ and anyone in a youth group…

Just For Fun | Effective Youth Ministry

thefirstlight:

tractorwidow:

itssummertime:

ezracafe:

capelesscrusader:

yay for America =D

I’m gonna kick my friends Eric & Hury out their house…cause I want it!…lol! 

does anyone else know a “madea?”…come on…no one???

Day One

Let there B-lite. OMG! Or shld I say Oh Me! It’s so much easier 2-C now. WTF was I thinking B4? Spent the rest of the day dividing lite from drkness. It is good. :-)

Day Two

Made a firmament (sort of a dome thing) to divide the waters under firmament from the waters above. Assigned firmament the file name <heaven>.  +<:-)

Day Three

Gathered waters and let dry land appear. Dry land tagged <earth>, waters tagged <seas>. Uploaded grass and herb-yielding seed into <earth> folder. GR8!

Day Four

More lighting wk. Installed 1 great lite to rule day [<sun>] & lesser lite to rule night [<moon>]. Beta tested them & everything seems to work. It is gd. :-D

Day Five

Bushed from tweaking fish & fowl files. They wouldn’t be fruitful and multiply until I found it’s a simple <duplicate> command. >:-? Thank Me It’s Friday.

Day Six

Created 2 humans, file names <adam> and <eve>. At last - I now have 2 Twitter followers! Tweeting just to myself is sooo Day One. LOL! ;-)

Day Seven

[no tweets]

Taken from: Tom McNichol http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-mcnichol/the-story-of-creation-via_b_297591.html